Monday, April 22, 2019

Godel, Escher, Bach: A Scathe

I very, very rarely put down books. It's unusual for me to encounter a book that's so unreadable that I'm forced to abandon the project. And so I figure it's worth mentioning and explaining the case that afflicted me at the start of this year.

The first time I gave up on a book, it was Pilgrim's Progress. The work was, at one point in time, one of the most widely-read stories in the Western World. I wasn't interested in the heavy-handed Christian allegory, but rather the historical impact and import - yet it was so bad I couldn't get through it. Another case: Uncle Tom's Cabin very nearly was too awful (but since I thought I was about to be teaching a class on it, I managed to persist). Again, for historical purposes, I tried to get through Mein Kampf - to try to understand how so many allowed themselves to fall victim to such monstrous ideas - but the first chapters were so terrible I couldn't keep going.

Godel, Escher, Bach is, thankfully, not Nazi propaganda, nor racially troubling, nor heavy-handed allegory. So those are pluses. But, in the minus column, it is the only one of the aforementioned books I actually began punching while reading.

One main problem is that Douglas Hofstadter's work is perhaps the most self-satisfied thing I've ever encountered. It's smug and self-congratulatory tone was overwhelmingly obnoxious. But that, alone, wouldn't necessarily be a death-knell. I've read Nietzsche - egotistical odiousness I can handle if need be.

Thematically, I should have loved this book. I have books on Escher, love his work, and have one of his lithographs on my wall next to my desk as I type this. Bach is another favorite - 19 hours of his works, major and minor, are on my iTunes. His work, St. Matthew's Passion, was a gateway to classical music literacy for me. And Godel I find fascinating. I've looked at his Incompleteness Theorem papers, studied logic in college, and am familiar with the progression of logical concerns in Analytical Philosophy (and Mathematics) at the turn of the century.

Secondary characteristics of the book, including references to Lewis Carroll (whose work I enjoy immensely) and Zen (I used to live in the San Francisco Zen Center monastery) should have also made this a slam dunk.

Logic is wonderful, and once you tune your brain to it, it allows you to process the world in a whole new way. But Hofstadter's treatment of elementary logic if so convoluted, so needlessly obfuscated - so just plain damn stupid - that I violently was attacking the 700+ page tome by 250 pages in. The pointless layering of terminology and a staggering collection of his own made-up jargon was a bridge too far.

Godel's mathematics and the logic that underpins them are mindbogglingly complex - it is downright despicable to, while purporting to make them more clear and elucidate interesting connections and patterns, do exactly the opposite. And then have the nerve to be self-congratulatory - as he decides to heap utterly useless jargon on the reader - is infuriatingly bad writing. Which, ironically, is another area he thinks he excels.

Hofstadter thinks he can write in a variety of styles, and he is wrong. He apes Lewis Carroll so poorly as to be painful, especially as his attempted Carroll-style dialogues bookend every chapter. In his anniversary introduction (the sort of thing I usually avoid, but out of desperation turned to, to see if my assessments were shared with a more mature author) he admits that his invocation of Zen at the time of writing was modish intellectual posturing. Any actual resemblance to Zen is purely coincidental and owes not to Hofstadter's confused attempts of invocation.

Beyond disappointing, beyond boring - and it's both - reading this work is like watching a kid you know who cheated on their essay winning an academic prize for honesty: it's just upsetting and angering. So if you don't get bored or aren't disappointed, then you'll likely be upset. THAT SAID - I gave up hope after 250 pages. Maybe it gets better further on.

But I doubt it.

Thursday, April 4, 2019

My Global Literacy

I've read a lot of books. Many, however, are nonfiction - science, philosophy, history. So the other day, when I finished Madame Bovary, I began to wonder just how many French works of literature I'd read. One thing led to another and...

...here's my breakdown, by nationality, of the literature I've read. (Note: This was made much easier by the existence of Goodreads. Works I don't recall having read are not included (selections of anthologies which didn't stay with me, for example) nor are graphic novels - as attributing nationality might prove too difficult in those cases. I also didn't include YA or children's authors.)

For the sake of the list a 'work' can be anything from a collection of short stories, to an epic novel, to a single story, to a poem collection. It's relatively arbitrary. For example, Ursula K Le Guin's in there for a single short story, and Flannery O'Connor's entire collection, "A Good Man is Hard to Find" also gets one entry - based on how I encountered the works.

Ancient Greece

8 authors, 17 works

Ancient Rome

3 authors, 3 works

India

6 authors, 7 works

China

13 authors, 13 works

Japan

7 authors, 9 works

Medieval Middle East

4 authors, 4 works

Lebanon

1 author, 1 work (Issam Mahfouz)

Egypt

1 author, 1 work (Naguib Mahfouz)

Sudan

1 author, 1 work (Tayeb Saleh)

Nigeria

2 authors, 2 works

Kenya

1 author, 1 work (Ngugi Wa Thiong'o)

South Africa

2 authors, 2 works

Russia

12 authors, 20 works

Greece

3 authors, 3 works

Serbia

1 author, 1 work (Ivo Andric)

Romania

1 author, 1 work (Eugene Ionesco)

Hungary

1 author, 1 work (Emre Kertesz)

Austria

1 author, 1 work (Elfriede Jelinek)

Czechia (*includes Bohemia)

2 authors, 2 works

Poland

4 authors, 4 works

Germany

10 authors, 10 works

Belgium

1 author, 1 work (Maurice Maeterlinck)

Denmark

3 authors, 3 works

Finland

1 author, 1 work (Frans Sillanpaa)

Norway

3 authors, 4 works

Sweden

9 authors, 10 works

Iceland and Greenland

5 authors, 5 works

Britain

68 authors, 125 works

Ireland

10 authors, 18 works

Switzerland

1 author, 1 work (Carl Spitteler)

Italy

12 authors, 15 works

France

32 authors, 41 works

Spain

9 authors, 10 works

Argentina

1 author, 1 work (Jorge Luis Borges)

Chile

2 authors, 3 works

Brazil

2 authors, 2 works

Colombia

1 author, 3 works (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

Guatemala

1 author, 1 work (Miguel Asturias)

Mexico

2 authors, 3 works

Dominica

1 author, 1 work (Derek Walcott)

Canada

3 authors, 3 works

United States

98 authors, 132 works

Graphically:

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Western Thought: Keepers

In personal news, I am planning on moving in a few months (20 min closer to work - not a huge move). This has meant looking around and seeing what I own that I may not need.

So, while rummaging through my stuff, I found a very interesting doc I'd forgotten about, where I justify which selections to include in my Western Tradition Compendium.

In a way it serves as a catalogue of the important contributions of Western Thought to the globe. What ideas, discoveries, ideals, histories, and epochs have been of value to the world, or, if not of value, have had a significant impact?

Many authors are outside of their comfort zone. Tolstoy is not presented in literature, as my selection of his work, War and Peace's second epilogue, is included as a work of historiography. So into the 'Social Sciences' it goes. While Austen's Pride and Prejudice is, undoubtedly, a great Regency novel, the reason it has a place in my compendium is to show, through literature, the arrival of The Middle Class in Europe. Many other examples follow.

The list was written some time ago, and is an interesting insight into the historical value of these selections. Below, I've grouped it based on category (which is not the case in the original list) and by date (which, again, is not original). I have also struck out those on the list which did not make the final cut, and highlighted those additions. Here goes:

Literature

Initial Epic Poetry - Homer
Initial Drama - Sophocles
Initial Comedy - Aristophanes
National Epic - Virgil
Saga - "Beowulf"
Chivalric Literature - "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight"
Vernacular - Chaucer
Elizabethan Drama - Shakespeare
Initial Novel - Cervantes
Metaphysical Poetry - John Donne
Satire - Swift
Romanticism - Wordsworth
Symbolic Poetry - Rimbaud
Philosophical Novel - Dostoevsky
Modern Prose - Joyce
Graphic Novel - Ernst
Modern Drama - Beckett
Modern Poetry - Ginsberg

Mathematics

Geometry - Euclid
Quantification - Archimedes
Algebra - Viete
Pure Mathematics - Hardy

Science (Physics, Biology, and Astronomy)

Epicurean Atomism - Lucretius
Modern Astronomy - Copernicus
Scientific Method - Bacon
Anatomy - Harvey
Kinematics - Galileo
Chemistry - Boyle
Classical Physics - Newton
Modern Atomism - Dalton
Electromagnetism - Oersted
Evolution - Darwin
Genetics - Mendel
Germ Theory - Pasteur
Radiation - Rutherford
Relativity - Einstein
Quantum Physics - Heisenberg
Modern Cosmology - Hubble
Thermodynamics - Schrodinger
Computing - Turing
Environmentalism - Carson

Social Science (Politics, History, Sociology, Economics, and Psychology)

Initial History - Herodotus
Historical Method - Thucydides
Political Speech - Cicero
Initial Biography - Plutarch
Julio-Claudians - Tacitus
The Crusades - Comnena
Initial Feminism - Pizan
'The Renaissance Man' - Castiglione
Renaissance Politics - Machiavelli
Exploration and Colonization - Las Casas
Monarchism - Hobbes
Colonial Evangelism - Ines de la Cruz
Civil Society - Rousseau
Capitalism - Smith
Federalism - Hamilton, Jay, and Madison
Modern Historical Narrative - Gibbon
Women's Rights - Wollstonecraft
The Middle Class - Austen
Irrationality - Mackay
Communism - Marx
Civil Disobedience - Thoreau
Defense of Democracy - Lincoln
Libertarianism - Mill
Historiography - Tolstoy
Abolitionism - Twain
Zionism - Herzl
Civil Rights - Du Bois
Crime and Punishment - Kafka
Psychology - Freud
Child Development - Piaget
Modern Economics - Keynes
Industrialism - Benjamin
Anti-Totalitarianism - Orwell
Second Wave Feminism - de Beauvoir

Philosophy and Theology

Judaism and Christianity - "The Bible"
Madness - Euripides
Initial Philosophy - Plato
Logic - Aristotle
Stoicism - Seneca
Autobiography/Confessions - Augustine
Monasticism - Benedict
Theology - Aquinas
Medieval Theology - Dante
Protestantism - Luther
Moral Relativity - Montaigne
Modern Philosophy - Descartes
Cynicism - La Rochefoucauld
Catholic Apologism - Pascal 
Empiricism - Hume
Enlightenment - Kant
'Progress' - Hegel
Self-Reliance - Emerson
Existentialism - Kierkegaard
Mathematical Logic - Carroll
Will Power - Nietzsche
Metaphysics and Ontology - Heidegger
Infinity - Borges
Absurdity - Camus
Linguistic Philosophy - Wittgenstein

Art

Art of Painting - Da Vinci
Art Criticism - Sontag

Monday, March 11, 2019

The Biggest Political Problem



And that, sobering as it may be for real-estate, manufacturing, or our culture, is particularly terrifying with regards to our political system. By 2040 those 15 states will have 30 Senators – and 30% of this nation will have 70% of the Senators.

So if you think Mitch McConnell is a master obstructionist, just wait and think what tomorrow will bring…

The Senate is a particularly difficult knot to untangle, thanks to a particularly stupid aspect of our Constitution: Article 5. 

The brilliance of a nation founded in law is that our Constitution can be amended, with the founders recognizing that there was no way their document could be the final word in a changing world. Yet Article 5 has become a ticking time bomb, with no fuse or wires to cut to disarm it, with regards to those scary population projections in the next twenty years. The text of Article 5 states:

“…and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.”

In other words, unless Wyoming agrees to it, they get to have two Senators, despite a state population that is less than that of San Francisco (and 30 other cities, ranging from Indianapolis to Louisville). This section, Article 5, is the only part of the Constitution which cannot be amended.

And in the next two decades that’s going to be a staggering problem. 1/3 of the nation will be able to determine the legislative agenda of the United States over the protests of the other 2/3. Or at least stymie it. A great example of this growing disparity came up recently, actually, with Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation process in the Senate. The 11 Senators on the Judiciary Committee who voted for Kavanaugh – combined – represent 65 million people. The other ten Senators? The Democrats? They represented the will of nearly 10 million more people than the 'aye' votes. This played out again in the floor vote, with a majority of America, by population, not wanting Kavanaugh on the bench - and their Senators, despite their votes, were drowned out by a minority with outsize say in our government.

How do we fix this sort of minority rule, especially when it can have generational consequences?

Why not call a new Constitutional Convention?

The legal grounds of this are shaky. Our old friend Article 5 provides a couple of ways to do this, originating either in Congress or the Statehouses. But the language in those provisions deals with amendments – not a new convention, per se. The founders, though, didn’t seem to mind meeting purportedly to discuss the Articles of Confederation, merely to throw them out and create a new foundational document. That act does provide a precedent.

Once we have a Democrat in the office of the Presidency, and a Democratic majority in the House (and ideally Senate), you could take the following steps:

The President announces to a joint session that they have 60 days to pick their delegates for a new Constitutional Convention. Each member of the House and Senate (including the Territories) gets to pick at least one delegate – with each state having a proportional number of delegates based on population. This would roughly mean 680 or so delegates. As for the Senate, their chosen delegates would be the only ones eligible to be Chair, so they have that. This choosing of the delegates would fulfill any current Constitutional qualms about Legislative oversight.

The delegates would have a low threshold of entry to serve: 1) Having been found guilty of no high crimes, felonies, misdemeanors, or treason, 2) Having not worked in the service of any foreign nation’s government or military interests, excluding in diplomatic service, and 3) Not currently serving in an elected or appointed capacity in any Federal or State government. (If a Representative, say, wanted to resign to serve in the Convention, though, that’s totally fine.)

In another special joint session, overseen by the VP and once the 60 days were up, the Representatives and Senators would have 30 seconds to announce each of their nominated delegates on the floor – with full biographies being posted in a single, online, government site for in-depth analysis. The document of delegates would be sent to the President, who could veto the list in toto or could veto specific State delegations – but only if:

1)      The delegates submitted did not fit the criteria listed above (eg. a felon from Georgia or a current Senator from Delaware)
2)      The delegate list of a state is not proportional to the State’s population on a basis of gender and ethnicity.

In general, there should be a push to get a broad coalition of folks. Delegates should represent agriculture and law, commerce and education, faith and science, medicine and the armed forces, diplomacy and technology, and all other major walks of life.

Assuming the President signs off on the list, then the delegates have a month to pack their bags and head to Philadelphia. Or maybe Denver. Wherever. The Chair will be voted on by the Senate-nominated delegates, and have a single vote, as well as a paid staff. Every delegate, including the Chair, will be paid $75,000 for a term of one year, starting with the Convention’s being gaveled to order. No other paid or contract work of any kind can be done during their service as delegates, nor can they take any positions lobbying at the State or Federal level for a period of ten years after their service.

Whatever document they come up with will require a simple majority to ratify, and must contain the following three aspects:

1)      Equitably handle the problem of the Senate, with a solution on the grounds of a proportional-to-population basis.
2)      Keep all laws not directly repealed by the new Constitution. (We don’t want to rewrite all of America’s laws, after all – so a provision is needed that states all US laws that were passed, both at the State and Federal level, including the First Constitution, still apply unless directly contravened by the provisions of the new Constitution.)
3)      Protect human dignity for all.

This document would be presented to the President to sign off on. If the President vetoed the new Constitution, or the Convention was unable to create a document in the year assigned, then the process begins anew automatically, with the selection of an entirely new set of Delegates, including Chair. Assuming that doesn’t happen, though, and the President signs off on it, then it goes to the Statehouses to ratify, requiring 2/3 to ratify (34 in total) to become law – and with no stated time limit in which to do so. Then it would be up to the American people to compel their statehouses to ratify the new Constitution. 

Then, and only then, we would have fixed the problem, quick approaching in the next twenty years, of a Nation even more divided and more partisan than our current mess.

Friday, March 1, 2019

NaNoReMo 2019

Some years ago, John Wiswell, of the fabulous Bathroom Monologues, came up with the idea of NaNoReMo - National Novel Reading Month. You pick a novel you have meant to read for some time - a classic, something that's been sitting on your shelf for too long - and you commit to finishing it before the month is out.

I used to get through a lot of French novels this way, but in recent years have turned to more contemporary classics. 2019 will therefore mark a return to form - I will be taking on a book long on my to-be-read list, which I recently received as a gift: Flaubert's Madame Bovary. My experience of Flaubert is limited only to A Simple Heart, so this will be a significant addition to my literary mental map of France.

It's lengthy, but I'm starting it today, and since every other NaNoReMo I've done has been a success I hope this one will be too. Wish me luck!

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Thursday, February 28, 2019

The Best Songs?

I found an old sheet of paper with a genre break downs of songs - I guess an essentials list? - that I must have made. It comes out to 111, so I suppose it was finished. It also seems to be exclusively 20th century, and definitely all American. Anyway, here it is:

Hip Hop

Bring the Noise - Public Enemy
Walk This Way - Run DMC ft. Aerosmith
The Message - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
Stan - Eminem
Straight Outta Compton - NWA
Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio ft. LV
Tell Mama - 2Pac
Juicy - Notorious B.I.G.
High Plains Drifter - Beastie Boys
Rapper's Delight - Sugarhill Gang
Doo Wop (That Thing) - Lauryn Hill
Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaataa

R&B and Soul

What'd I Say - Ray Charles
Respect - Aretha Franklin
A Change Is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
Papa's Got a Brand New Bag - James Brown
P. Funk - Parliament
When Doves Cry - Prince
Superstition - Stevie Wonder
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes - The Platters
Let's Stay Together - Al Green
What's Going On - Marvin Gaye
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (??? - Not R&B...)
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

Rock

Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen
Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Blitzkrieg Bop - Ramones
Me and Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin
Hotel California - The Eagles
Purple Haze - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Rock Around the Clock - Bill Haley and the Comets
Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns n' Roses
You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling - The Righteous Brothers

Popular

Take Me Out to the Ball Game - Edward Meeker
God Bless America - Kate Smith
Stardust - Hoagy Carmichael
Blue Skies - Irving Berlin
You Are My Sunshine - Jimmie Davis
This Land Is Your Land - Woody Guthrie
White Christmas - Bing Crosby
The Charleston - James P. Johnson
People Get Ready - The Impressions (This should be switched with MJ, above)
You Keep Me Hangin' On - The Supremes (Also hard to justify...) 
Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees
Moon River - Johnny Mercer and Henry Mancini
Ain't Misbehavin' - Fats Waller

Musicals

Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland
There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman
Oklahoma! - Rodgers and Hammerstein
America - Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim
The Way You Look Tonight - Fred Astaire
People - Barbara Streisand
One - Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban
When You Wish Upon a Star - Cliff Edwards
Luck Be a Lady Tonight - Frank Loesser
Ol' Man River - Paul Robeson
Singin' in the Rain - Gene Kelly
Toot Toot Tootsie - Al Jolson
Anything Goes - Cole Porter

Jazz

Sing Sing Sing - Benny Goodman
In the Mood - Glen Miller
Giant Steps - John Coltrane
Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday
Summertime - Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong
Mood Indigo - Duke Ellington
Milestones - Miles Davis
Yardbird Suite - Charlie Parker
The Entertainer - Scott Joplin
Lonely Woman - Ornette Coleman
Take Five - Dave Brubeck
Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong

Blues and Folk

Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground - Blind Willie Johnson
In the Pines - Leadbelly
Hoochie Coochie Man - Muddy Waters
Hellhound on My Trail - Robert Johnson
Everyday I Have the Blues - Memphis Slim
Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out - Bessie Smith
I've Got That Old Feeling - Alison Krauss
House of the Rising Sun - Clarence Ashley
We Shall Overcome - Pete Seeger
Foggy Mountain Breakdown - Flatt and Scruggs
The Thrill is Gone - BB King

Country

I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry - Hank Williams
Crazy - Patsy Cline
Blue Moon of Kentucky - Bill Monroe
In the Jailhouse Now - Jimmie Rodgers
Mama Tried - Merle Haggard
Pancho and Lefty - Townes van Zandt
Coat of Many Colors - Dolly Parton
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain - Willie Nelson
Can the Circle Be Unbroken - The Carter Family
I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash
Man of Constant Sorrow - The Soggy Bottom Boys

Ethnic (Um...)

Mardi Gras in New Orleans - Professor Longhair
Volar a Puerto Rico - Willie Colon
El Cantante - Hector Lavoe
Ya Ya - Buckwheat Zydeco


All in all... Not a terrible list, really. Maybe even not bad.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

2018 Oscar-Nominated Animated Shorts

What an odd year. Not bad, but odd. First off - spoiler alert as I get into the plots of all of these.

Usually I would do these in order of screening, but for reasons soon to become apparent, I'm grouping them differently this time. So here goes.

Category: Humorous* Short


Animal Behavior

*This wasn't very funny. I sort of hope it doesn't win, but it landed a few decent jokes, so it's not totally egregious if it does... The premise is that animals are in group therapy. It feels like an early 1990s nominee that somehow got lost and ended up here thirty years too late, after shorts like Bob's Birthday and Aardman's Creature Comforts (which is much better) already covered this ground.

Category: Parents with Dementia


Late Afternoon

And we're back to this theme. This theme, the aging parent who forgets your name or can't express their love, or what-have-you, has come up again and again in the past few years. Ever since I started watching these screenings it feels like there's one of these every year or two. Late Afternoon is good - it has nice visuals, and a nod to Proust. I won't mind if it wins, but it's relatively forgettable.

Category: Navigating Difficult Relationships with Your Asian Parents

The other three nominees are all in this category which is why I started this post by saying things were odd.

Two, I think, take place in San Francisco (one does explicitly, one is suggested). So lets start with those.


One Small Step

A young girl grows up in SF wanting to be an astronaut while her dad mends her shoes. It's got a typical Pixar-esque emotional punch. I think 70% of the sweetness is invoked from hearing a little girl laugh for half the film. This is my second-least-favorite. Interesting note: This was a joint US-China venture, in keeping with China's space exploration ambitions and trying to break into other American markets.


Bao

Bao is Pixar's fourth nominee in a row - and four nominees ago they had a short about an Indian boy trying to bond with his parents over their traditions. This time its a similar story from a Chinese mother's perspective. The usual plastic texture we've come to expect from Pixar accompanies a smallish twist. It is better than One Small Step, but not as good as Late Afternoon.


Weekends

And finally, the film I want to win: Weekends. This was poignant, visually stunning, funny but also moving and even frightening: capturing the wonder and experience of childhood through the wide eyes of our protagonist. Set in Toronto, and, while not most technically proficient, easily the best characters and story.

Ranking
Weekends
Late Afternoon
Bao
One Small Step
Animal Behavior

As always, with these shorts screenings, there was also a "Highly Commended" section at the end. The two selections, in brief:


Wishing Box

A forgettable little short about a pirate and a monkey in a 3D style that was trying to look like claymation. Predictable plot, and no character development - that said I actually chuckled once or twice.


Tweet Tweet

A Russian short about a bird with an inordinate lifespan walking along the tightrope of Russian tragedy with a young girl as she grows up and dies. If that sounds weird... yeah. Imagine Piper blended with the Russian-ness Peter and the Wolf  via the story of a life in La Maison en Petits Cubes.

So there you have it, this year's nominees, all wrapped up. I really hope Weekends wins.