Sunday, June 6, 2010

More One Liners

More movies that didn't make the cut.


Last Tango in Paris

Never store cheese at room temperature.

A Clockwork Orange

The best cure is no cure; even if you are sociopathic.

Stalag 17

Smarm defeats Nazis.

Platoon

My two dads.

Patton

History keeps repeating itself, assuming you're a reincarnated general in WWII.

Wild Strawberries

What does it mean to be famous in Sweden?

Rashomon

Very intriguing backdrop gives way to repetition.

The Ox-Bow Incident

Some people kill people.

When Harry Met Sally...

...their love ignited an uncontrollable passion that manifested itself in a manner of, what, a decade?

The Graduate

Berkley hasn't changed much.

The Thief of Bagdad (1924)

Douglas Fairbanks is going to get charlie horse from laughing.

The Thief of Bagdad (1940)

Color makes this less fun than the original.

Harold and Maude

Life is fun; and so is death.

Steamboy

If Darth Vader had a dad.

Gunga Din

Cinema's first fratboy movie.

High Noon

Be there and be square.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

Children can't save democracy.

Sunset Blvd.

There is nothing scarier than an ageing woman.

Belle de Jour

Prostitutes are very trusting.

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Prospectors aren't very trusting.

39 Steps

Britain is a desolate place at night.

Night of the Hunter

Winken, Blinken and Death.

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