For every movie that made my top 100 there are more than a dozen critical favorites that don't make the cut. Here are the latest movies I've seen that didn't impress me:
It is better to be a mime than a hedonist.
Once every two hundred years a palooka gets a chance.
In the Mood for Love
Mahjong ruins romance.
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Gazpacho saves romance.
Anything that interrupts Sarandon's stripping is a monster, and needs be destroyed.
Teenagers have it too easy nowadays.
Attractive rich people sing about their problems.
Seduced and Abandoned
Abuse is okay so long as fat men sweat.
A regular Jack the Ripper.
Teenagers had it too easy back then.
Chaplin finds a waif and is put in perilous situations.
Nights of Cabiria
Prostitutes are very trusting.
The Lady Vanishes
British humour so dry its not funny.
The Bicycle Thief
Poor people are desperate, Italian.
The Palm Beach Story
Attractive rich people whine about their problems.
The Earrings of Madame De...
Gospel According to St. Matthew
Nothing like the book.
Coffins move abruptly.
It Happened One Night
I prefer the walls of Jericho in Iron Man.
The Catholics didn't support those mean Nazis! Honest!
Bad people do French things.
Australia's Umberto D.
Strangers on a Train
Why do people think they're gay?
I've seen too many movies with mimes recently...